Jokes-By duckieten

Why did duckle cross the road? It was the Chicken’s day off.
Yepadee was told to learn the names of 3 members of PBB.  He asked his puffle and it hopped twice. He asked the school bully and he said “no way!Time for me to punch your nose off”. Then he asked the pizza chef and he asked “loads, loads, what toppings?” so then he wet to his teacher and said “Hop Hop.”  then his teacher said “are you being serius?” then Yepadee replied “No way! Time for me to punch your nose off!” after hearing this the teacher said “what?… Thats it! How many detencions do you want?” then Yepadee replied “Loads, loads, what toppings.”

Why did the baby pufle cross the road? To get to the other slide

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Penguin.Penguin who? Penguins rule all, even you!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know Its not me.

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says “how do you drive this thing?”

Knock Knock. Whos there? your do. your do who. Your door can’t talk

Knock Knock.Whos there?Burt renalds. Burt renalds who? No, just Burt Renalds.

Knock Knock.Whos there?Y doe? Y doe who? Why does every one say that?

A penguin walks into a bar. Ouch.

2 penguins are looking at a puffle. “what should I name it?” one askes.                “I dunno”he other says.                                                                                                             ” Its a boy.Ida is a female name”

Why did the cavepenguin cross the road? Because chickens were not invented yet.

Why did the puffle-O cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Why did the  chicken cross the iceberg? Because there was no road in it’s trip to club penguin.